Okay, so, we make games.

I guess you might be interested in them; if not, please stop reading.

For anyone reading this far, let me tell you, you are much cooler than anyone not reading this far.

So, about our games... They're games, that people play. None of those reindeer games; those dang reindeer, if they're going to keep poor Rudolph out of them, we don't want to play either. And now they can't play our games.

Yeah, board games, card games, and some...unconventional ideas that are still congealing. Hey, give us a break, if they were conventional, someone would have already done it, and then doing it again would be easy, and, well, conventional. Our games are unlike anything out on the market. Because that is copyright infringement, and, frankly, we can't afford a lawsuit.

Our games are unlike all other games out there. Absolutely...except for the fun. Our games are fun. I mean, if it's not fun, it's more like work. Wor-mes...W-ames. Wames, yeah, we don't make wames, we make games.

'cuz no one likes wames.

Well, if you want to know what our games are about, you're in for a treat. We've got strategy games, fighting games, logic games...lots of games. But no wames.

For instance, we have a stragegy game about...

Wait, I'm being told that we don't yet have the copyrights for these games, and it would be stupid to tell everyone what they're about. So you have to wait. But not for very long. Okay, until December, but that isn't so long. Only four months. Okay, it's kind of long. I mean, a woman can build half a baby in that time, and the world will have made 1/3 a revolution around the sun in that time.

Whatever.